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"YES OFFICAR I AM REAL AMRARCAN PAPERS I SHOW! I SHOW!"

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Feb 5, 2012 01:22 AM - People - by jujuhoohoo (man)

 

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Q: What is better than winning a silver medal in the special olympics?


A: Not being fucking retarded

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Feb 5, 2012 12:50 AM - Tasteless - by msee_geek (man)

 

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A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together. They see a young boy down a back ally and the priest turns to the rabbi and says lets fuck em'. The rabbi replies, out of what?

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Feb 4, 2012 04:39 PM - Tasteless - by Mrgreen2 (man)

 

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young man goes to a pharmacy and ask for condoms
pharmcist: which package you want?we have package of three,six,nine and twelve?
young man: Lets see... tonight i got a date with a very hot girl. We will eat with her parents and then go for a walk. I got a felling that we will have sex. And i am sure that if we start she will want more.So give me the twelve.
at night, the young man goes at girl's home kai sit to the table with their parent to eat. The young man insist to tell the prayer and all agree. He start to mumble the prayer and going on for 5 minutes.Girl duck to his side and whisper:
-You havrnt told me that you are so religious!
-And you didnt told me that your father is a pharmacist

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Feb 4, 2012 11:10 AM - Relationships - by asximoulis (man)

 

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"I see one lobster and a whole lotta crabs."

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Feb 4, 2012 06:34 AM - People - by jujuhoohoo (man)

 

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A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" the shop keepers heart melts., he gets down on his knees so that he is
on her level, and says. "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a fuffy bwack wabbit., or one like that widdle bwown one over ther?" the little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "i dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a thit..."

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Feb 3, 2012 06:40 PM - Kids - by ptrfraieri (man)

 

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Credit to "lucy" from the IRC Channel

www.miscupload.com/upload/14461345140071256688396.gif

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Feb 3, 2012 04:33 PM - Health - by chiposaur (woman)

 

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Jimmy: Do you like fishsticks?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: Do you like putting fish dicks in your mouth?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: What are you, a gay fish?

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Feb 3, 2012 04:25 PM - Men/Women - by denn750 (man)

 

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Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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Feb 3, 2012 02:23 PM - People - by orgy (man)

 

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"One of these men has had sex."

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Feb 3, 2012 03:05 AM - People - by jujuhoohoo (man)

 

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